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Dear dumb diary, year two #2 : the super - nice are super - annoying
Do NOT read Jamie Kelly's top-secret diaries!
"Sometimes it amazes me how ingenious I am about everything." --Jamie Kelly We've been with Jamie Kelly through her search for inner beauty, poofy bridesmaid dresses, and desperate attempts to make money during summer vacation. Along the way, she's left us with countless gems of wisdom, such as: "If somebody ever asks you to kick her in the face, the first thing she will do is forget that she asked you to do it," and "As long as you keep laughing at how dumb something is, you can secretly enjoy it without risking your cool."Now Jamie's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
Dear dumb diary,
I was really the one deserved the right to nicely apologize to bruntfort, but Angeline was somehow taking credit for the apology without going to the trouble of committing the crime.
Angeline has a condition that causes her to be annoying. Doctors refer to this as Niceism Disease or Nicenicity, and we're pretty sure it has no cure. The problem is that when doctors try to cure them of it, the patients are so appreciative that they get little gift baskets for the doctor and - BAM! - now they're even nicer than they were before.
It's tragic, really.
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