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Dear dumb diary, #6 the problem with here is that it's where i'm from
Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary!
There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School.Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?
Dear Dumb Diary,
Beautiful glorious news! Today they told us that something went stinkfully wrong with the heating or ventilation system or something over at wodehouse Middle School. . . . They're bussing the kids to different nearby schools, and Mackerel Middle School is one of them.
I'm Thrilled that foreigners are coming. I love people who aren't from here! And I'll bet they're all pretty excited that they're not from here, too . . . .
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