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Dear dumb diary, #10 the worts things in life are also free
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.
School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.
Dear Dumb Diary,
Isabella asked her mom for money, but since Isabella's mom has THREE children, she is three times meaner than a mom with only one, and said no. We tried to escape the room as soon as we saw her mouth begin to form ADULT WISDOM, but she's fast and hit us with, "you know, girls, the best things in life are free."
"Like money?" Isabella asked. " So, like, free money. Free money would be one of the best things in life, right?"
Isabella really excels at this sorts of question, so her mom really excels at answering them.
"Go outside," she said.
Sneak a peek inside the diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true ... or at least as trus as it needs to be.
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